Won’t need to pay for
lighting in local houses

It will help cyclists get to the
motorway quicker

 Lovely sheltered
bridges for the
homeless
& ne’er do wells

70 hectares less grass to mow

Great viewpoint for
nosing in through
local bedroom windows

A great way to get rid of annoying, noisy birds, bats and other native wildlife

New bridge will
replace Torrisholme
toilets when
‘caught short’

Somewhere for boy racers to
practice burning rubber on the
tarmac

Short cut to the A6
to ‘rat-run’ into town

A massive embankment to sledge down
when it snows